You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's after 9/11? 9/12

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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