- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

how did the little girl die cancer

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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