why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

the cast of the jersey shore

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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