- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

asian drivers.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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