- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Murder me once, shame on you.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

1+1 =? Too

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I had sex. Just kidding.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What is the difference between a duck?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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