this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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