Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Joey mayer's face

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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gay marriage.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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