- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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