What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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