- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

i saw your mom, i said hi

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

1 Jew XD

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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