Knock Knock. Come in.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Anti Joke

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