If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

1 Jew XD

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Write Your Own ___________________________________________ It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ____________________________________________ I have read and agree to the Terms of Service- VIEW TERMS OF SERVICE

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

involved parents.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...