- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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