an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

W.N.B.A.

this is gay

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Dani barton from bob chuckles

hi to the world fromthe world

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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