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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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