Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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