- Anti Joke

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs