What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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