A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

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