- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

womens rights

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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