Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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marshal sterio had sex

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Chuck Norris died.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Obama

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