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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Get in the Batmobile.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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