- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Unnnnnnnn

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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