hi patrick

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Halo < COD

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