Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Dubstep < Music

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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