- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

women have rights

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Matt Damon

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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