- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

women outside of the kitchen

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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