A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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what's red and blue? your heart

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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