A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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