A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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An asian without a future.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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