- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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oh hiya come in

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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