- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Niki Minaj's ass

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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