Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

The BCS

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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