- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

I'm gay. No homo.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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