- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

You should never talk to strangers.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

monkey sponge

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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