what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did I do last night?work

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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