what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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