- Anti Joke

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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