- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Mitt Romney.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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