How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Sorry boss

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