how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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