why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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