- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

whats your name? bumder:)

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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