Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why? Because!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

...NO.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

I have a crush on my dad.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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