what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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