Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

YEAH THEY DO.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Are you a human?

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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