- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

crap!!

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock knock --Come in.

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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