What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

A snake walks into a bar

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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