- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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