boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Black People.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

I went river dancing once. I fell in

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Womens rights

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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