- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

i cant think of one.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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