What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Watch your lips.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Seth stock has a large penis

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

what do you watch ? a tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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