- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

If you're reading this, you can read.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.