What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

If you are my friend like it!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

poo is yummy

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Anti Joke

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