A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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