What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

You are Nerochan right?

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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