Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

knock knock come in

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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