What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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