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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

women's rights

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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