How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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