Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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obama

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GONNA

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whats brown? poop.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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