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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

I'm gay. No homo.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

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