Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Penis.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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