- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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