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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Dick spice

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Mitt Romney penis

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

yfygcugyuyc

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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