There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Garry Glitters on here

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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I am a n1gger.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Matt is not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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