- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

what do u call a black person by his name

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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