A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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