What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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