Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Hi.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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im black

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Jews

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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