Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Women's sports.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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