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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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