Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

:O + :P = 69

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

want a balloon? yeah

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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