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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

my friend is gay hes gay

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

she wasn't 18

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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