- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Women's rights

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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