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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

knock knock how there me ok come in

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

obama's promises

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Shit!

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting