What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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