What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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19th amendment

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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