What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

YOLO MAH BROLO

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Who is a knob? ross d

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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