- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

a potato flew around my room

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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