What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Pickles

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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123 Main street

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Anti Joke

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