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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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