- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

I had sex. Just kidding.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the clock say? The time.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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