I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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My tractor broke down.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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