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I had sex. Just kidding.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

Anti-joke.

Vagina ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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